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55 Funny and Inspiring Bulldog Quotes and Sayings

With their wrinkled faces and lovable nature, bulldogs have earned a special place in the hearts dog lovers around the world. But beyond their adorable appearance, bulldogs embody a spirit of tenacity and loyalty that inspires many.

Whether you’re a proud bulldog parent or simply a casual admirer, these bulldog quotes can serve as a reminder of the joy and wisdom that bulldogs bring into our lives. .

Funny Bulldog Quotes

From snoring on the couch or stubbornly refusing to move during a walk, bulldogs never cease to entertain. These funny bulldog quotes remind us that life is always better with a goofy, wrinkly bulldog by our side.

1. Bulldogs are like potato chips…You can never have just one.

Bulldogs are like potato chips...you can never have just one.

2. Hope you like photos of bulldogs. If not, don’t follow me.

Hope you like photos of bulldogs. If not, don't follow me.

3. I don’t need therapy. I have a bulldog.

I don't need therapy. I have a bulldog.

4. I’m in a really good place right now. Not emotionally or spiritually. Just on the couch with my bulldog.

I'm in a really good place right now. Not emotionally or spiritually. Just on the couch with my bulldog.

5. I don’t always talk about bulldogs…Sometimes I’m asleep.

I don't always talk about bulldogs...Sometimes I'm asleep.

6. Bulldog owner hack

bulldog owner hack meme

7. You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a bulldog.

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a bulldog.

8. Life is too short for just one bulldog.

Life is too short for just one bulldog.

9. Nothing is cuter than a pile of sleeping bulldog puppies.

Nothing is cuter than a pile of sleeping bulldog puppies.

10. I just want to sip coffee and pet my bulldog.

I just want to sip coffee and pet my bulldog.

11. The Three Wise Pups

The three wise pups

12. Why, yes. I do actually need all of these bulldogs.

Why, yes. I do actually need all of these bulldogs.

13. I was normal…Until I got my first bulldog.

I was normal...Until I got my first bulldog

14. Life is better with a bulldog. Or two…or three.

Life is better with a bulldog. Or two...or three.

15. Bulldog cuddles are my self-care.

Bulldog cuddles are my self-care.

16. A good day starts with coffee and a bulldog.

A good day starts with coffee and a bulldog.

17. The more I get to know people, the more I love my bulldog.

The more I get to know people, the more I love my bulldog.

18. Plus, there are always bulldogs. 🙂

Despite all the bad days and the mean people, I still believe in good days and kind people. Plus, there are always bulldogs.

19. I found the key to happiness. Surround yourself with bulldogs.

I found the key to happiness. Surround yourself with bulldogs.

20. I was normal three bulldogs ago.

I was normal three bulldogs ago.

21. Always be yourself. Unless you can be a bulldog. Then be a bulldog.

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a bulldog. Then be a bulldog.

Inspirational Bulldog Quotes

From their playful antics to their unwavering devotion, bulldogs have a remarkable ability to teach us about love, resilience, and the beauty of living in the moment. Below are a few of our favorite inspirational bulldog quotes.

22. What we can learn from bulldogs.

What we can learn from bulldogs

23. The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a bulldog.

The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a bulldog.

24. Bulldogs are the sweetest constant in a chaotic world.

Bulldogs are the sweetest constant in a chaotic world.

25. Happiness is a litter of sleeping bulldog puppies.

Happiness is a litter of sleeping bulldog puppies.

26 No matter how many years we have with our bulldogs, it’s never long enough.

No matter how many years we have with our bulldogs, it's never long enough.

27. If you are lucky, a bulldog will come into your life, steal your heart, and change everything.

If you are lucky, a bulldog will come into your life, steal your heart, and change everything.

28. Once you have lived with a bulldog…you can never live without one.

Once you have lived with a bulldog...you can never live without one.

29. Life is better with a bulldog.

Life is better with a bulldog.

30. If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives, then bulldogs would outlive us all.

If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives, then bulldogs would outlive us all.

31. Live your life like a bulldog.

Live your life like a bulldog.

32. I am your bulldog.

I am your bulldog quote

33. Nothing lifts the spirits quite like seeing a happy bulldog.

Nothing lifts the spirits quite like seeing a happy bulldog.

34. Beware of bulldogs. They will steal your heart.

Beware of bulldogs. They will steal your heart.

35. Without my bulldog, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty.

Without my bulldog, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty.

36. Signs you’re doing well in life. 🙂

Signs you're doing well in life quote

37. Life is good but bulldogs make it better.

Life is good but bulldogs make it better.

38. Bulldogs ask for so little …and give so much.

Bulldogs ask for so little ...and give so much.

39. Bulldogs make everything better.

Bulldogs make everything better.

40. Bulldogs have an amazing way of being funny and adorable without even trying.

Bulldogs have an amazing way of being funny and adorable without even trying.

41. My bulldog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better because of  it.

My bulldog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better because of  it.

42. Happiness is a warm bulldog puppy.

Happiness is a warm bulldog puppy.

43. You may have many best friends, but your bulldog only has one.

You may have many best friends, but your bulldog only has one.

44. Some people don’t understand why my bulldog means so much to me. That’s okay. My bulldog does.

Some people don't understand why my bulldog means so much to me. That's okay. My bulldog does.

45. A house is not a home without a bulldog.

A house is not a home without a bulldog.

46. The definition of a bulldog.

The definition of a bulldog.

47. Bulldogs do this amazing thing where they just exist and make all of our lives better because of it.

Bulldogs do this amazing thing where they just exist and make all of our lives better because of it.

48. Everyone thinks they have the best bulldog. And none of them are wrong.

Everyone thinks they have the best bulldog. And none of them are wrong.

Bulldog Love Quotes

Bulldogs have a remarkable ability to form deep connections with their humans, creating a powerful bond that transcends the typical pet-owner relationship.

These bulldog love quotes remind us of the pure, unconditional love that only a bulldog can offer.

49. To never know the love of a bulldog is to miss one of the best things life has to give.

To never know the love of a bulldog is to miss one of the best things life has to give.

50. The love of my bulldog is worth every dog hair, every muddy paw print, every midnight wakeup, and every dollar spent.

The love of my bulldog is worth every dog hair, every muddy paw print, every midnight wakeup, and every dollar spent.

51. There is no greater privilege than to have been loved by a bulldog.
There is no greater privilege than to have been loved by a bulldog.

52. All you need is love…and a bulldog.

All you need is love...and a bulldog.

53. Blessed is the person who has earned the love of a bulldog.

Blessed is the person who has earned the love of a bulldog.

54. Love is being owned by a bulldog.

Love is being owned by a bulldog.

55. Why do we love our bulldogs so much? Because they are living proof that good exists in this world.

Why do we love our bulldogs so much? Because they are living proof that good exists in this world.