Category: Bulldog Humor

With their wrinkled faces and lovable nature, bulldogs have earned a special place in the hearts dog lovers around the world. But beyond their adorable appearance, bulldogs embody a spirit of tenacity and loyalty that inspires many.

Whether you’re a proud bulldog parent or simply a casual admirer, these bulldog quotes can serve as a reminder of the joy and wisdom that bulldogs bring into our lives. .

Funny Bulldog Quotes

From snoring on the couch or stubbornly refusing to move during a walk, bulldogs never cease to entertain. These funny bulldog quotes remind us that life is always better with a goofy, wrinkly bulldog by our side.

1. Bulldogs are like potato chips…You can never have just one.

2. Hope you like photos of bulldogs. If not, don’t follow me.

3. I don’t need therapy. I have a bulldog.

4. I’m in a really good place right now. Not emotionally or spiritually. Just on the couch with my bulldog.

5. I don’t always talk about bulldogs…Sometimes I’m asleep.

6. Bulldog owner hack

7. You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a bulldog.

8. Life is too short for just one bulldog.

9. Nothing is cuter than a pile of sleeping bulldog puppies.

10. I just want to sip coffee and pet my bulldog.

11. The Three Wise Pups

12. Why, yes. I do actually need all of these bulldogs.

13. I was normal…Until I got my first bulldog.

14. Life is better with a bulldog. Or two…or three.

15. Bulldog cuddles are my self-care.

16. A good day starts with coffee and a bulldog.

17. The more I get to know people, the more I love my bulldog.

18. Plus, there are always bulldogs. 🙂

19. I found the key to happiness. Surround yourself with bulldogs.

20. I was normal three bulldogs ago.

21. Always be yourself. Unless you can be a bulldog. Then be a bulldog.

Inspirational Bulldog Quotes

From their playful antics to their unwavering devotion, bulldogs have a remarkable ability to teach us about love, resilience, and the beauty of living in the moment. Below are a few of our favorite inspirational bulldog quotes.

22. What we can learn from bulldogs.

23. The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a bulldog.

24. Bulldogs are the sweetest constant in a chaotic world.

25. Happiness is a litter of sleeping bulldog puppies.

26 No matter how many years we have with our bulldogs, it’s never long enough.

27. If you are lucky, a bulldog will come into your life, steal your heart, and change everything.

28. Once you have lived with a bulldog…you can never live without one.

29. Life is better with a bulldog.

30. If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives, then bulldogs would outlive us all.

31. Live your life like a bulldog.

32. I am your bulldog.

33. Nothing lifts the spirits quite like seeing a happy bulldog.

34. Beware of bulldogs. They will steal your heart.

35. Without my bulldog, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty.

36. Signs you’re doing well in life. 🙂

37. Life is good but bulldogs make it better.

38. Bulldogs ask for so little …and give so much.

39. Bulldogs make everything better.

40. Bulldogs have an amazing way of being funny and adorable without even trying.

41. My bulldog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better because of  it.

42. Happiness is a warm bulldog puppy.

43. You may have many best friends, but your bulldog only has one.

44. Some people don’t understand why my bulldog means so much to me. That’s okay. My bulldog does.

45. A house is not a home without a bulldog.

46. The definition of a bulldog.

47. Bulldogs do this amazing thing where they just exist and make all of our lives better because of it.

48. Everyone thinks they have the best bulldog. And none of them are wrong.

Bulldog Love Quotes

Bulldogs have a remarkable ability to form deep connections with their humans, creating a powerful bond that transcends the typical pet-owner relationship.

These bulldog love quotes remind us of the pure, unconditional love that only a bulldog can offer.

49. To never know the love of a bulldog is to miss one of the best things life has to give.

50. The love of my bulldog is worth every dog hair, every muddy paw print, every midnight wakeup, and every dollar spent.

51. There is no greater privilege than to have been loved by a bulldog.

52. All you need is love…and a bulldog.

53. Blessed is the person who has earned the love of a bulldog.

Life is better with a bulldog.

You know it. Every bulldog owner knows it. Here are 16 things that only a bulldog mom or dad will appreciate.

1. There’s just something SUPER special about bulldogs.

2. Others may think bulldogs are ugly or mean, but you know better.

3. You can’t look at a bulldog’s wrinkly face and not think “Awww. Isn’t he precious?!”

4. You hear a bulldogs adorable snorts and grunts and your heart melts a little.

They speak their own unique language.

5. Nothing cheers you up more than seeing your bulldog’s excited “welcome home!” wobble

6. Bulldogs make the best couch snuggle buddies.

7. And the most love-able travel companions.

8. Others may think bulldogs aren’t athletic or graceful, but you know otherwise.

Could you jump that fence? We think not.

9. They’re great with kids.

They’re so gentle. And they have more patience than most humans.

10. And they’re not lazy.

They work hard when they’re motivated.

11. No matter how big they get, they’ll always want to be your “baby.”

12. Whenever you come across another bulldog, you have to stop and say hello. Every. Single. Time.

13. Bulldogs are the best sleepers (and the funniest).

14. Bulldogs may be stubborn. And they may try your patience from time to time…

It’s hard to stay mad though. Even when bulldogs are misbehaving, they can be hysterical. Bulldogs are such comedians!

15. But at the end of the day, the slobber and the stinky farts (and oh my God are they stinky) are all worth it.

16. Because your bulldog is your best friend.

17. And you can never have too many.

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About Cascade Bulldogs: Cascade Bulldogs is a blog dedicated to providing fun and educational information about bulldogs (or “English bulldogs,” as they are often referred). The blog is managed by Gail and Eddie, bulldog owners and breeders who live in the Seattle, Washington, area.

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• 7 Things You Should Never Say to a Bulldog Owner
• 5 Myths about Owning a Bulldog

We bulldog owners rarely turn down an excuse to talk about our bullys. And we’re generally happy to answer any questions people may have about bulldogs (because, let’s face it, bulldogs are a misunderstood breed!). But sometimes well-meaning friends and family can say things about our wrinkly pups that border on insensitive, and well, drive us crazy.

Thus, in the name of a little good-natured fun, here are seven things you should never say to a bulldog owner:

1. “Bulldogs have a face only a mother could love.”

First of all, how could anyone say these faces are anything but 100 percent adorable?!

And second of all:

Basically, what you’re telling us (albeit in a somewhat polite way) is that our dog is ugly. Would you tell someone their child has a “face for radio?” No? Then don’t say it about our pups. Our bullys are like our kids. And while it’s true that bulldogs have a unique look, we happen to think their faces are beautiful (wrinkles and smooshed noses and all).

2. “Why did you pay so much for your bulldog when you could have gotten one from the shelter? You could have saved a dog from being put down.”

People who are quick to judge someone for not adopting from a shelter should keep in mind that they may not know the whole story. Because the truth is that the person you’re saying that to may have adopted a purebred bulldog from a bulldog rescue group or perhaps he or she has other dogs at home that were adopted from shelters. However, even if the person did pay top dollar for a bulldog puppy from a breeder, he or she might also regularly contribute to animal-related charities. The point is, people are free to choose how they wish to give back to the world. Just because they didn’t go the shelter route with this particular dog doesn’t mean they haven’t in the past or won’t in the future. And it doesn’t mean they’re bad people.

3. “We decided not to get a bulldog because my veterinarian said they’re super expensive and unhealthy!”

While it’s true that bulldogs can be pricey, they aren’t as unhealthy as the internet may lead you to believe. You can minimize the common bulldog health problems by choosing a bulldog that comes from a good bloodline and purchasing from a reputable breeder. Read: 9 Questions to Ask Your Bulldog Breeder to learn more.

4. “Aren’t bulldogs boring? They don’t do anything but sleep all day.”

Bulldogs sleep an average of 12 to 14 hours in a 24-hour cycle, but they’re far from boring! Bulldogs are kind, loyal and affectionate. They make caring and easy-going companions and their laid-back personality means they are frequently happy to tag along on whatever adventurous activities you have planned.

5. “Your bulldog died? Well, why don’t you get another one?”

Again, some people consider their fur babies to be their children, which means that loosing a bulldog can feel as devastating as losing a child or close friend. Mourning the loss of a pet can take time and some may never be ready to move on and adopt again, and that’s okay. The choice to open your heart to another bully is a personal one.

6. “Wow, your bulldog is big, isn’t she?”

Let’s get real here. 🙂 By commenting on how “big” our dog is, what you’re really saying is that she’s “fat.” While this may or may not be true, no bulldog owner will appreciate the “what are you feeding her” implication of that question. Unless you know us well, refrain from questioning our dog parenting skills.

7. “I’d never get a bulldog because I hear they don’t live long.”

While a bulldog’s lifespan may not be as long as some other breeds (they typically live 8 to 10 years), a decade is still plenty of time to enjoy several photo albums worth of wonderful memories. Plus, no matter which dog breed you chose, there’s no getting around the fact that humans live longer than canines. Even if you select a breed with a 20-year lifespan, you’re still likely to outlive him or her. The heartbreak may not be avoidable, but that doesn’t mean welcoming a bulldog into your family won’t be worth it.

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About Cascade Bulldogs

Cascade Bulldogs is a bulldog blog starring bulldog show dogs Snow White and Wildflower (and Snow White’s adorable litter of puppies). Their owners are Eddie and Gail, two breeders and bulldog lovers who live in Seattle, Washington.